So, that happened. The Super Bowl has come and gone, again, and your favorite nerds have decided that it must never happen again. That's right, they're co-opting the entire event and replacing it with something better, weirder, nerdier, and in all likelihood completely impossible. Hey, this is Your Friend Frosty's latest fever dream after all (and poor Mike Whiskey being dragged along for the ride). Go "sports"! Coming next year, the Bourbon Bowl! Heaven help us all.