The year is 1994. Somewhere in Massachusetts, a pair of nerds are getting very angry at pixelated lions and multicolored monkeys. Objects are thrown. Tempers are flaring. And years later, we're still not over it. Yes, that's right - it's none other than the nightmare that was that infamous lion-based video game, one so beautifully bright and colorful but deceptively hard and evil. Call the therapists, we're ready to talk about it at last.
But first! Summer playlists are already in order, because Your Friend Frosty and your bartender Mike Whiskey are so done with winter...